{"product_id":"zero-quacks-given-middle-finger-duck-keychain-poem-card-set-the-ultimate-cheeky-gift","title":"Middle Finger Novelty Duck Acrylic Keychain and Poem Card Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLet’s be real... adulting is hard. Between endless emails that could have been meetings, ridiculous traffic, and just the daily grind, sometimes you reach your absolute limit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_423c0021-b2ab-45da-9b52-33da9a2834c9.jpg?v=1777343878\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eEnter your new spirit animal:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe \"Zero Quacks\" Duck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAt first glance? A serene, adorable little waterfowl gliding gracefully across the pond of life. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLook a little closer? He’s politely flipping the bird to all the nonsense. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThis hilarious keychain is the perfect daily reminder to protect your peace, stop sweating the small stuff, and let the BS roll right off your back—just like water off a duck's feathers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_7b73925d-4a76-4eb4-b16d-8b7c1056c936.jpg?v=1777344421\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eEvery duck comes with a beautifully illustrated, premium watercolor card featuring a poem that perfectly captures a whole mood:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhenever the water gets choppy and rough,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAnd you feel like you’ve finally had quite enough:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLook at this duck floating by on the breeze,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDoing exactly whatever he please.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eHe looks very calm on the surface, it’s true,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eBut he’s flipping the bird to the world and to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eSo carry this charm when you’ve run out of luck,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eAnd politely remind them you give zero f*cks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_ea01591a-e851-4980-ab72-59b3c4667a10.jpg?v=1777344422\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWho needs this in their life? (Spoiler: Everyone) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eYour Work Bestie:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFor surviving another crazy shift together. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe Stressed-Out Friend:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eA guaranteed smile for someone going through a tough time. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhite Elephant \/ Secret Santa:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBe the absolute star of the gift exchange! \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eYourself:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eClip it to your keys, purse, or work lanyard because you deserve to give zero quacks today. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_178a465c-3912-4bce-a667-8cffd4d254ac.jpg?v=1777344420\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhat’s Included in the Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e1x Hand-Painted Duck Charm:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCrafted from durable, high-quality resin with meticulous \"middle finger\" detailing.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePremium Hardware:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSturdy silver-tone lobster clasp keychain, complete with a \"ZERO QUACKS\" engraved metal tag and a sparkling blue crystal accent. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e1x Keepsake Poem Card:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBeautifully printed on thick, high-quality cardstock (Perfect for gifting!).\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"thegiftnorth","offers":[{"title":"January","offer_id":47668213481634,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"February","offer_id":47668213514402,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"March","offer_id":47668213547170,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"April","offer_id":47668213579938,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"May","offer_id":47668213612706,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"June","offer_id":47668213645474,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"July","offer_id":47668213678242,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"August","offer_id":47668213711010,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"September","offer_id":47668213743778,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"October","offer_id":47668213776546,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"November","offer_id":47668213809314,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"December","offer_id":47668213842082,"sku":null,"price":14.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0669\/2795\/2034\/files\/nano_sgl_423c0021-b2ab-45da-9b52-33da9a2834c9.jpg?v=1789521953","url":"https:\/\/inswalk.com\/products\/zero-quacks-given-middle-finger-duck-keychain-poem-card-set-the-ultimate-cheeky-gift","provider":"inswalk","version":"1.0","type":"link"}